Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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