That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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