I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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