We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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