you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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