I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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