Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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