Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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