At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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