roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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