U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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