Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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