don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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