I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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