Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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