And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Its about making memories worth repressing
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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