I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
im six kinds of drunk right now
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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