Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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