i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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