why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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