just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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