I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
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