38 yer olds are good kisserssss
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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