I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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