can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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