Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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