i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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