When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Only a mothe r could love this liver
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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