It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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