Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
