Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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