Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
