That's intense
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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