I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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