she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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