so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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