Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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