and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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