Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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