So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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