check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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