I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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