I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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