This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
Randomize
