Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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