I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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