it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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