im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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