How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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