i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
